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Police officer catches man pleasuring himself with with a pumpkin. Police arrested Malcolm Davidson, a 27 year old white male, resident of Wimbledon, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 pm Friday. The suspect allegedly stated that as he was passing a pumpkin patch, he decided to stop.